Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Lawyer Eats Family Dog In Front Of Children


This is just horrible ... and would have been fun to watch at the same time. I feel bad for the kids ... but as a kid I would have LOVED TO see this ... how sick & twisted of me? Yes!

Read the FULL story here


I posted this story last year:

I just heard a great story:


A boy encountered a rattlesnake in the woods. It was a cold day and the rattlesnake pleaded with the boy to pick him up and place him inside his shirt next to his body so that he could get warm. The boy said, "If I pick you up, you will bite me." The snake told the boy that if he would only get him warmed up he would not bite. The boy relented and put the snake inside his shirt to get him warm. Once the snake was warmed he bit the boy. The horrified boy said, "Mr. Snake, I thought that we had a deal. I warmed you up after you promised not to bite me and this is the repayment that I get." The snake replied, "But you knew what I was when you picked me up."


The lesson learned is, "Once a snake, always a snake"

I can modify that a bit:

A boy encountered a snake in the woods. It was a cold day and the snake pleaded with the boy to pick him up and place him inside his shirt next to his body so that he could get warm. The boy said, "If I pick you up, you will bite me." The snake told the boy that if he would only get him warmed up he would not bite. The boy relented and put the snake inside his shirt to get him warm. Once the snake was warmed he started to strangle the boy. The boy said with his last breath through his lungs, "Mr. Snake, I thought that we had a deal. I warmed you up after you promised not to hurt me and this is the repayment that I get." The snake replied, "Did I agree not to hurt you or not bite you?" And the snake tightened.


The lesson learned is, "Never trust a lawyer!"

4 comments:

roget said...

Sorry, but I don't see any "fun" in this story. First off it could well have been one of the kids - secondly that was their pet.

fixyourthinking said...

Roget - you're right ... however it was a good chance Gor me to get in a lawyer joke

roget said...

Thought it was sharks that lawyers were compared to?...
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fixyourthinking said...

sharks. Snakes. Any nightmare you choose.