Then buy a Retro-Enbabulator!
As reported on StreetTech.com & Engadget.com, a sales pitch for the "Retro-Encabulor" starts off like it's an interesting product, but the wording gets so confusing by the end, you won't be able to understand how you or the company you work for, has ever lived without one. The problem is, you still won't know what it does!
Windows Media File Of Retro Encabulator commercial
Does this commercial remind you of the way other companies describe their products?