A MacRumors forum member named Jupiter came up with this great commercial idea:
I would love Apple to come up with an iPod Ad campaign similar to to the "Get a Mac" TV ads.
Zune (in a brown suit of course): Hello I'm a Zune
iPod: and I'm an iPod
iPod: so whats that you're playing with?
Zune (throwing up a ball and catching it again): oh this is a new song I just downloaded from the zune marketplace, it's really popular at the moment.
iPod: Congratulations, I can see you're enjoying it.
Zune: Oh it's not just me watch this:
(2nd Zune walks onto the screen)
Zune: Excuse me, mind if I zune this song to you?
Zune 2: Yeah sure, go ahead.
(Zune throws ball to Zune 2 who then starts throwing it up and catching it.)
iPod: Wow thats really cool.
Zune: I know, we're great buddies.
(Zune 2 throws up the ball for the third time, but it does not come back down again.)
iPod: Wait, what happened?
Zune: Oh he's only allowed it for a little while.
(Zune 2 walks off with a sad expression)
iPod: So what happend to the song?
(ball falls and hits Zune on the head)
iPod: Oh, right.